SINDHI'S DENTIST APPOINTMENT

 

 

Sindhi goes to dentist:                       A Sindhi phones a dentist to inquire about the cost for a Tooth extraction.. ......... ...   Rs5000 for an extraction, Sir" the dentist  replied.   "Rs5000!!! Benha lakh lalat vijhe... Have you not got anything cheaper?"   "That's the normal charge," said the dentist.   "Naarmal?!!! What about if you did not use any anesthetic?"   "That's unusual, sir, but I could do it and knock Rs 1500    off and it would be quite painful !!"    Are beehna...Whaaat about if you used one of your    dentist trainees and still without an anesthetic?"   "I can't  guarantee their professionalism and it may be extremely painful,    but the  price could drop to Rs 2000".    Suttho Sutho...How about if you make it a training    session, and you Student do the extraction with the other students    waatchi! ng and learning ?   "It'll be good for the students", mulled  the   dentist. "but you must understand that it's going to be very   traumatic as well as really really painful, but I'll charge you Rs.500."   "Arre wah!!!, now you are talking!!!! ! !  Daadho suttho deal aahe!!!    daaho suttho (It's a great deal)," said the Sindhi. "Can you   immeejaietly confirm an appointment for my wife next Tuesday then?"

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